why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?
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“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
You know you sang it in your head.
Fact: Blue Ivy Already Dances Better Than Taylor Swift
Photoshop like a boss —
Wait for it
at first I was like “holy fucking shit” but then
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can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
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•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
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